Field tools for the chronically over-watered. Diagnose, propagate, name your fern, and cope when leaves turn yellow for reasons known only to god.

Pick your plant, name the days since you last watered. Get a reassuring (or alarmingly red) verdict.

Six questions. Returns one of: Helicopter Parent, Free-Range, Forgetful Friend, or full-blown Hoarder.

Yellow? Brown tip? Crispy edge? Mushy stem? Tap the symptom; receive a ranked diagnosis and a fix.

Enter your cutting date. Get a sweet hand-drawn timeline of rooting checkpoints, illustrated like a field journal.

Tap, meet Greta the Monstera. Tap again, meet Reggie the ZZ. Tap until you've named the whole shelf.

Describe your window — orientation, hours, curtains. Receive a ranked list of plants that will absolutely thrive there.