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I · Of Strangers
NPC In Five Seconds
Tap once and meet a stranger — name, race, class, hook, quirk, secret. Your players will think you prepared.
Conjure a stranger
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II · Of Public Houses
Tavern Menu
Roll a tavern. Get its name, sigil, six dishes priced in gold, three drinks, and the rumor your party will absolutely chase.
Enter the tavern
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III · Of Ill Fortune
Critfail Roller
A juicy animated d20. On a natural 1, the roller writes the disaster for you. Your sword catches fire. You stab yourself.
Tempt the dice
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IV · Of Strange Wonders
Magic Item
Pick a rarity. Receive an illuminated card — name, properties, lore, and one cursed drawback your bard will pretend to read carefully.
Unwrap the relic
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V · Of Battles Ahead
Encounter Balance
Pick party level and size. The codex returns a balanced encounter with monsters, terrain, and a twist. The math stays hidden.
Set the battlefield
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VI · Of Sharp Tongues
Bardic Insult
Tap for a Shakespearean fantasy curse in proper rhyme and meter. Your bard finally has the line. Roll Performance.
Hurl the curse