Dialing tools for the third-wave pious. Ratios, rituals, rare beans, and receipts you can post to r/espresso.
Sliders for dose, yield, and time. Verdict in plain language — sour, dialed in, or 'tear the puck out and start over.'
Tap stone fruit, citrus, chocolate, floral, nuts, caramel — get a flavor card sized for the Insta story.
Enter the roast date. Receive a number, a verdict, and the slightest possible whiff of cafe-staff contempt.
Stepped phases — bloom, first pour, second pour, drawdown. Soft chime between steps. The calmest 4 minutes of your day.
Pick mood, weather, sleep. Out comes one specific order, complete with the cafe-bro reasoning to back it.
Random origin, blind tasting notes. Guess Ethiopia, Colombia, Yemen, Brazil. Score your palate.
